trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via whatatramp)

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

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augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

(via psychophobe)

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via whatatramp)

"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

(Source: fingerblaster113, via fake-mermaid)