beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via muntcuncher)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via muntcuncher)

flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

(via fake-mermaid)

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

(via rachellespacelady)

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

(via disguiseddreamer)

"Expectation is the root of all heartache."

Shakespeare (via refluent)

(Source: psych-facts, via drowning-in-blue)

fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

(Source: menstruate, via rachellespacelady)

mitten:

when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries 

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(Source: nowyuokno, via disguiseddreamer)

internetanimeboy:

talom:

waiting for your order like

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real footage of ur amazon order being processed

(via rachellespacelady)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via rachellespacelady)