today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via muntcuncher)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

(via fake-mermaid)


hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

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he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

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"Expectation is the root of all heartache."

Shakespeare (via refluent)

(Source: psych-facts, via drowning-in-blue)


i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

(Source: menstruate, via rachellespacelady)


when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries 


(Source: nowyuokno, via disguiseddreamer)



waiting for your order like


real footage of ur amazon order being processed

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having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

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